Best football chant ever

Genuine wit from Man Utd fans is rarer than Scrabble nights at chez Rooney. However, this little gem (stolen remorselessly from this KUMB thread titled 'chant of the season') is possibly the funniest terrace chant I've ever heard:

By Man Utd fans to their blue neighbours (to the tune of Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson):

City are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok City?
City are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok City?
You've been brought by
You've been brought by
A War Criminal.

Update: Having slagged off the Mancs' sense of humour, I'm reminded by KUMB guvnor UTJ, that they were also responsible for this little ditty for Korean import Ji Sung Park:

Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a Scouse
Eating rats in your council house ...